Women defined by all wonderful Men

Lately I have been recieving quite a lot of emails(spams),trying to prove men are better in every sense.So I take a moral duty to clarify any doubts my fellow beings might be having
Women are Happier,Better.

They don't have to worry about being called a homosexual when they get their arms and legs waxed.
Its not an obligation to pay cheques for a dinner with your date,gifts, flowers, shoes,apparels quite much everything that may soothe our eye for just enough time till you reach home after free shopping.
They don't get mistaken for a conductor when sitting on the first seat in a local transport bus.
They never get rejected to a proposal!
They wear skin tight jeans caring only about their waist size!
Women get promotions, free seats,traffic challans cut by simply stretching their lips in a smile and pronouncing a cheezy "Pleeaase".
They can wear fairness creams without being deserted by their friends and called "icky".
Baby sitting comes naturally, so they dont have to dig up books and cry helplessly when left with a baby.
They buy vegetables at decent bargained rates.They dont suffer from migraine when important politics and cricket are both telecast on the same time.
They get free entries in discos.
They dont break their heads arranging partners to prom nights.
They dont scare small kids for not shaving their faces.
They can wear pants AND skirts alternately.They dont break into sweat when somebody visits their room unannounced.
Free gifts on 14th feb.They never apologise after a fight.They don't hide password protect their PC coz it contains so much of porn.

No wonder women are happier.

UNCODE THIS!

Hey

Winter vacations are on and I am planning to start a project.

I am quite certain the project will be on computer vision and so am searching for partners ( though I dont have professional knowledge ) :P

See if you can make out what the picture shows, even better if you can decode it!

I'll be looking forward to start the project with you.

Cheers!

FreeBird

Are you the song I wrote?The song I played?Because to your rythm instantly I sway.Happiness filled in my chest.I remember each word from the very first time. With you I dive in sorrow and raise above ectasy but Im purely content as the song ends. Each drum beat hit, each guitar string picked perfect on time and place as I would have wished.
FreeBird I love you sooooo much !!

My First Pizza!! :D

I made MADE " MADE" my own Pizza yesterday evening!




Except that my dad didnt even taste it ..escaping by saying that he was too full...lol..i know dad u were too scared



He has suffered a lot u c...once my sister put "arabi" in chai instead of ginger! and on another she gave him vinegar instead of water! Poor dad! :P


My mom had to tell me that there are two ovens in the kitchen and the left one is the one I have to cook in . HUH..I knew that already. B-) Only that I spoiled her recipe books and some kitchen papers and dusters and a couple of more small things coz I left the candles on the Oven :P Oops!
Purnima was first time so modest, she grated the cheese for me when i went to attend a call and she later also cut the vegetables. :) good for me !!



But I put them over the base B-)






The Pizza was rather Yum!

First Time Job?...First day?......God bless You!

On lazy Mondays, It seems impossible to wake
To chose a dress ,Hours it will take
On the bus stop as i wait
Oh no, Am i again late?
Standing sandwiched between, WTF nothing to hold and this shake
Shabby, Stinky crowd. "Im new Im new" i try and say
Shit I just need a break!

In the office Im now
Work on orkut?Gtalk? Job is fun wow!

And now I have to present something suddenly?!!
WTF I need something heavenly....urgently :P

Finally I reach home again
Dead tired, It was such-a-pain to mom I explain
She gives me options for food...no mom obv not that.Dont you know it leads to weight gain
A simple maggi would do ;) ..but mom knows my mundane game:(

Yay, In my room with my guitar I am free
Late till night i will sit beside the same old tree

And just then, the phone starts tring-tring
No talks today, My plans are just for singing ;)

Lizardophobia

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School

I was feeling so nostalgic after I came back from the farewell that the first thing I did after removing my heels ;) ( Its a tradition to wear saree and all that on the farewell day) is to write this...

The noise in the canteen still there
All those giggles in bus, there
Those water fights at the cooler, the mirror and the hard-to-get face wash still there

Those crushes in the corridors,oops...we just saw each other in the eye
The "Oh-My-Gods! he-is-so-cute" is still present

Those chalk thrown on teachers,chits beneath those desks
Those Bon-Jovi marks on my table...Its still there

That fight for the tiffinin zero period
and contagious laughters in meditation time !
I remember that uncontrollable laughter in the assembly

And those punishments by mam george...U realise u have missed the meditation?!! :-o
All those pranks and teasings, The fights the beatings are still there
Its just me, no more there