Saturday, January 24, 2009

Women defined by all wonderful Men


Lately I have been recieving quite a lot of emails(spams),trying to prove men are better in every sense.So I take a moral duty to clarify any doubts my fellow beings might be having
Women are Happier,Better.

They don't have to worry about being called a homosexual when they get their arms and legs waxed.
Its not an obligation to pay cheques for a dinner with your date,gifts, flowers, shoes,apparels quite much everything that may soothe our eye for just enough time till you reach home after free shopping.
They don't get mistaken for a conductor when sitting on the first seat in a local transport bus.
They never get rejected to a proposal!
They wear skin tight jeans caring only about their waist size!
Women get promotions, free seats,traffic challans cut by simply stretching their lips in a smile and pronouncing a cheezy "Pleeaase".
They can wear fairness creams without being deserted by their friends and called "icky".
Baby sitting comes naturally, so they dont have to dig up books and cry helplessly when left with a baby.
They buy vegetables at decent bargained rates.They dont suffer from migraine when important politics and cricket are both telecast on the same time.
They get free entries in discos.
They dont break their heads arranging partners to prom nights.
They dont scare small kids for not shaving their faces.
They can wear pants AND skirts alternately.They dont break into sweat when somebody visits their room unannounced.
Free gifts on 14th feb.They never apologise after a fight.They don't hide password protect their PC coz it contains so much of porn.

No wonder women are happier.